diagondaley: you had a twilight phase don’t lie
fishingboatproceeds: karasaysraaawr: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my...
shialebuffalo: liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2007 is my biggest regret
manicstreetbutlers: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.
monicajang: shavingryansprivates: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe...
penandpage: holmmes: theoriginaljennimarie: ...
salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, hell yeah I want that chocolate bar
cumbersome11: “your friend is hot” story of my life
hyperbolequeen: why can’t my life be like a nice romantic comedy like I’m the weird funny girl send me my hot sweet guy already
Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night
kankricheckshisprivilegetwice: fooboo24: ...
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
fishtailz: vitri0lx: yo, it’s almost...
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
We better not die in 2012, I have books coming out...